{"product_id":"🎖️funny-french-bulldog-planter-pot","title":"🎖️Funny French Bulldog Planter Pot","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta name=\"viewport\" content=\"width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n    * { box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0; padding: 0; }\n    body {\n      background: #1c1814;\n      font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, sans-serif;\n      color: #1f1a16;\n      line-height: 1.55;\n      -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;\n    }\n    .page-wrap {\n      max-width: 680px;\n      margin: 0 auto;\n      background: #faf8f5;\n      min-height: 100vh;\n    }\n\n    .pd {\n      font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, sans-serif;\n      color: #1f1a16;\n      font-size: 18px;\n      line-height: 1.6;\n      background: #faf8f5;\n    }\n    .pd img {\n      max-width: 100%;\n      height: auto;\n      display: block;\n    }\n    .pd .hero {\n      text-align: center;\n      padding: 28px 18px 10px;\n      background: linear-gradient(180deg, #2a2420 0%, #3d3530 100%);\n      color: #fff;\n    }\n    .pd .badge {\n      display: inline-block;\n      background: #6b8f5e;\n      color: #fff;\n      font-size: 13px;\n      font-weight: 700;\n      letter-spacing: 1.1px;\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n      padding: 7px 14px;\n      border-radius: 999px;\n      margin-bottom: 14px;\n    }\n    .pd h1 {\n      font-size: 28px;\n      line-height: 1.25;\n      font-weight: 800;\n      color: #fff;\n      margin: 0 0 12px;\n      letter-spacing: -0.3px;\n    }\n    .pd .hero-sub {\n      font-size: 17px;\n      color: #d4c8b8;\n      margin: 0 auto 16px;\n      max-width: 520px;\n      line-height: 1.5;\n    }\n    .pd .section {\n      padding: 28px 18px;\n    }\n    .pd .section + .section {\n      border-top: 1px solid #ebe4da;\n    }\n    .pd h2 {\n      font-size: 24px;\n      font-weight: 800;\n      color: #1f1a16;\n      margin: 0 0 12px;\n      line-height: 1.3;\n      letter-spacing: -0.2px;\n    }\n    .pd h3 {\n      font-size: 19px;\n      font-weight: 700;\n      color: #1f1a16;\n      margin: 0 0 8px;\n      line-height: 1.35;\n    }\n    .pd p {\n      font-size: 17px;\n      color: #3a322c;\n      margin: 0 0 14px;\n      line-height: 1.6;\n    }\n    .pd .lead {\n      font-size: 18px;\n      color: #1f1a16;\n      font-weight: 500;\n    }\n    .pd .img-block { margin: 0; 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Maximum attitude. A cheeky French bulldog pot that plants greenery — and starts conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"img-block\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/3555\/1800\/files\/1_eb8f8cad-cff7-47bc-be4f-9c773f57d79c.jpg?v=1785745458\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"trust\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🐶 French Bulldog Design\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e💪 Durable Resin\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e💧 Drainage Hole\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🏡 Indoor \u0026amp; Outdoor\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- INTRO --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"section\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"lead\"\u003eMeet the planter with \u003cstrong\u003ezero filter\u003c\/strong\u003e — a grumpy French bulldog statue that doubles as a flower pot, complete with that infamous middle-finger pose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExpressive. Hilarious. Unforgettable. Perfect for home, garden, patio, or desk — and guaranteed to get a reaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"highlight\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💬 \u003cstrong\u003eInstant conversation starter.\u003c\/strong\u003e Guests notice. Friends laugh. Your space gets personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- FEATURES --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"section\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You’ll Love This Dog\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feat-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feat-icon\"\u003eAttitude\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCheeky French Bulldog Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat grumpy face + rude little gesture = pure personality. A humorous accent piece that stands out from ordinary planters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feat-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feat-icon\"\u003eDurable\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHigh-Quality Resin Construction\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLightweight yet sturdy. Weather-resistant, fade-resistant, and easy to clean — built for indoor and outdoor use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feat-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feat-icon\"\u003ePractical\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect for Small Plants\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal opening for succulents, cacti, air plants, aloe, or artificial greenery. Great on desks, shelves, windowsills, and garden edges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feat-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feat-icon\"\u003eHealthy Roots\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBuilt-in Drainage Hole\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBottom drainage helps excess water escape — reduces overwatering risk and supports healthier plant growth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feat-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feat-icon\"\u003e2-in-1\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePlanter + Desk Organizer\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot just for plants. Use it to hold pens, keys, remote controls, or small everyday items while adding a unique decorative touch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- LIFESTYLE SCENES --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"section\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLooks Good Everywhere\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom balcony to backyard to front door — this Frenchie owns every spot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-body\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/3555\/1800\/files\/2_e99564a8-cb3c-446f-96b6-9d84d731a16a.jpg?v=1785745458\" alt=\"\"\u003e☀️ Balcony \u0026amp; Patio\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSunny deck vibes with serious attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-body\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/3555\/1800\/files\/3_b2980db4-098b-4b7b-ba14-a99fa1db9085.jpg?v=1785745458\" alt=\"\"\u003e💜 Garden Statement\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePurple succulents + grumpy face = unforgettable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-body\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/3555\/1800\/files\/4_ab7e16dd-fa17-4c56-80ad-de9062153eb4.jpg?v=1785745458\" alt=\"\"\u003e🌿 Air Plants \u0026amp; Ferns\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWild “hair” look that matches the mood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-body\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/3555\/1800\/files\/5_967ccca0-8229-468b-9066-7b5099fc4849.jpg?v=1785745458\" alt=\"\"\u003e🌵 Succulent Ready\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLow-maintenance plants, high-impact humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-body\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/3555\/1800\/files\/6_79e7ffc9-9cdf-4cb0-8083-26ada30a89ee.jpg?v=1785745458\" alt=\"\"\u003e🚪 Front Door Welcome\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e…or a cheeky “don’t mess with this porch”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- PLANT IDEAS --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"section\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePlant Ideas\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned for small greenery. Plants not included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"chip-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"chip green\"\u003eSucculents\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"chip green\"\u003eCacti\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"chip green\"\u003eAir plants\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"chip green\"\u003eAloe\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"chip green\"\u003eFerns\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"chip green\"\u003eArtificial greenery\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- PERFECT FOR --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"section\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"chip-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"chip\"\u003eHome \u0026amp; garden decor\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"chip\"\u003ePatio \u0026amp; balcony\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"chip\"\u003eOffice desk\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"chip\"\u003eShelf styling\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"chip\"\u003eWindowsill plants\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"chip\"\u003eFront porch\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- GIFT --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"section\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🎁 Perfect Gift For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA unique present for people who love dogs, plants, and a good laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"chip-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"chip dark\"\u003eDog lovers\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"chip dark\"\u003eFrenchie fans\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"chip dark\"\u003ePlant parents\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"chip dark\"\u003eHousewarming\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"chip dark\"\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"chip dark\"\u003eFunny gift seekers\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- FEATURE CHECKLIST --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"section\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAt a Glance\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"features\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny French bulldog\u003c\/strong\u003e planter with cheeky pose\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDurable resin\u003c\/strong\u003e — lightweight, sturdy, easy to clean\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWeather \u0026amp; fade resistant\u003c\/strong\u003e for indoor \/ outdoor use\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDrainage hole\u003c\/strong\u003e for healthier plants\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMulti-use\u003c\/strong\u003e — planter or desk organizer\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"check\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIdeal for \u003cstrong\u003esmall plants\u003c\/strong\u003e \u0026amp; artificial greenery\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"note\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNote:\u003c\/strong\u003e Plants are not included. Product color may appear slightly different due to lighting and screen settings. Stone-finish texture may vary slightly — each piece has character.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- WHY --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"why-box\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eNot Your Average Flower Pot\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrdinary planters hold plants. This one holds plants \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e steals the show — with a face that says everything without saying a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd humor. Add greenery. Add attitude to your space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- CTA --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cta\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBring Home the Attitude 🐶\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny. Functional. Built to last. Grab your grumpy Frenchie planter and give your plants a home with personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cta-note\"\u003eAdd to Cart →\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 0; font-size: 15px; color: #5a6b50;\"\u003eIndoor · Outdoor · Desk · Garden\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- ============================================================\n         COPY TO HERE ↑ into Shopify Product Description\n         ============================================================ --\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Vejir","offers":[{"title":"A","offer_id":52732270444856,"sku":null,"price":27.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"B","offer_id":52732270477624,"sku":null,"price":27.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"C","offer_id":52732270510392,"sku":null,"price":27.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/3555\/1800\/files\/4_ab7e16dd-fa17-4c56-80ad-de9062153eb4.jpg?v=1785745458","url":"https:\/\/reemoreemoo.com\/products\/%f0%9f%8e%96%ef%b8%8ffunny-french-bulldog-planter-pot","provider":"reemoreemoo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}